tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-67523977257076519552012-02-16T14:57:45.787-05:00This is totally a joke blog. I'm just messing around with the Blogger CMS. My real blog is at http://QuixoticJedi.com.niceguytedhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07905639698445906747noreply@blogger.comBlogger141100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6752397725707651955.post-22603969606022333802009-10-05T09:46:00.001-04:002009-10-05T09:47:14.256-04:00

The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. The economy is so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?" The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf. The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. The

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What they lack in quality, they make up for with butter.The waiters are trained to bang into you.Proof that there’s no shortage of people who want to eat bad food in historic buildings.I’d love to go back – if you were paying.I liked the concept until I ate here.I actually pulled out my cell phone and called to ask them to please bring us water.Our wine was a year older when it finally arrived at

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Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excellent, they are often held up by two women in front of them moving at a very slow pace. Joe offers to talk to the women and see if they can speed it up a bit. He gets about half of the way there stops and jogs back.His boss asks what the problem is. "Well one of those women is my wife and the other my

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Another email forward; this one's from my sister:More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s not only better, but also more directly involves me.Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.Have you ever been walking down the street and realized

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- Paddy and Mick go to London to donate sperm. It was a disaster!Paddy missed the tube and Mick came on the bus! -----------------------------oOo-----------------------------A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Paddy ordered a whiskey.The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink.He replied in disgust "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!"Paddy

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This post is from one of my British buddies. NB for the Americans: "football" = soccer ball, "boots" = cleats.A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard. Then the woman's husband also comes home. Panicked, she puts her lover in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is

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Unashamedly scraped from: http://www.freewebs.com/jupiter1024/hmm.htmThings That Make You Go Hmm...If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?Do the actors on Unsolved Mysteries or America's Most Wanted ever get arrested because theylook like the criminal they are playing?How did singer K-Ci get 2 years

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The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats in Islamabad and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross". Brits have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "

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I have a buddy who's been out of work for quite a while. He's pretty much Mr. Mom at this point. Now that he has my work email address, I get regular email forwards from him - it used to be every once in a while, but we've since moved on to every day. While I must say that he picks clever things to forward, and that I enjoy the break from the workday, I really hope he finds a job soon. Here

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Thx, Christine for sending me this clip:My next big project: learn to dance like these fockers and teach a bunch of other people how to dance like these fockers and do this somewhere closer to me than Liverpool.Awesome.

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Hey Christine! Post those pics. Katie said that everybody on the subway platform was watching us, but I couldn't tell because I wasn't paying attention. Thanks again for coming to the show with us. I had a great time, and you were definitely a big part of that.More about the show and our adventures later, dear reader, at The Quixotic Jedi.

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Have you seen this movie lately? It's been forever for me. Here's a link to a whole bunch of scenes. I'm still looking for the scene where Christy is dead and he's talking to Annie and she can hear him. Remember that one? Where she's doing the ghost writing? That scene's been running through my head for a few days now.

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Nicole:Right now, you've got me & Sabs "following" you - which means that we've created Blogger profiles and can follow your blog therefrom. To add us to your blogroll, go to your Blogger Dashboard and click the "Layout" tab. Then, on the right-hand side, click "Add a Gadget". You should get a pop-up window (if they're enabled; if not, you have to click the long beige thingy that dropped down

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The Quixotic Jedi is what you should be viewing.Or, in the alternative, check out It's My World, Ur Just a Squirrel.How about like a queen without a crown?They're all on my blogroll.

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